Understanding Isaac Newton’s laws of motion – more specifically in this case, the 3rd law which states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction – to optimize the relationships between mass, inertia, gravity, friction, (oops, we’re being pedantic aren’t we?) will hopefully ultimately make you faster.  Or you can dope.

But in this case, quite naturally and you’ll pass the drug test each and every time.   We couldn’t stop laughing.  Even though it’s Danish. We think.  Which makes it all the more funnier.

Well, that’s one way to get faster.